When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
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A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.
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